Movie Info
Movie Name: Cutthroat Island
Studio: Carolco Pictures
Genre(s): Action/Adventure
Release Date(s): December 22, 1995
MPAA Rating: PG-13
When pirate Morgan Adams (Geena Davis) finds her father Black Harry (Harris Yullin) has been murdered by her uncle Dawg Brown (Frank Langella), Morgan sets to take her father’s ship and fulfil his quest to find the legendary treasure of Cutthroat Island. Recruiting a slippery thief named William Shaw (Matthew Modine), Morgan and her crew find themselves on an adventure of a lifetime…unfortunately, Dawg and the authorities aren’t far behind!
Directed by Renny Harlin, Cutthroat Island is an action adventure. The expensive movie was a box office and critical bomb. It received a Razzie nomination for Worst Director.
Pirates are fun; action is fun. I was one of the few that saw Cutthroat Island in the theater as a result. It wasn’t very fun or action packed, and rewatching the film, I can see why it failed.
The movie drags despite the action. The movie is a few “twists” too long and it feels like it kind of should have ended before or when the crew found Cutthroat Island instead of the prolonged battle at the end. It often attempts to be an action comedy, but instead most of the comedy falls flat due to clunky dialogue.
The dialogue is delivered in very wooden fashion by the whole cast of the film. Geena Davis doesn’t appear to be comfortable reading her lines and almost sounds like she’s overdubbed herself. Davis famously did many of her own stunts, but it also looks like it. She appears awkward swinging, shooting, and “actioning” her way through scenes. As bad as Davis is, Frank Langella is just as bad if not worse…watching both of them is like watching amateur actors which isn’t fair to the audience. Matthew Modine is the most palpable as Shaw, but even he feels like a cliché charming rogue.
The movie does look fantastic, but that helps make it all the more disappointing. The sets, explosions, and locations are high cost and big. It is obvious why the movie cost so much to make, but the effects aren’t able to save it.
Cutthroat Island is like watching a stage show at Universal Studios. While those are somewhat palpable, they are also about fifteen to twenty minutes. Here, the overacting, overblown, and overdone film is a painful reminder that money doesn’t make a movie. If you are going to watch a pirate movie, stick to something like the first Pirates of the Caribbean…don’t set sail on this adventure.