X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)

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6.5 Overall Score
Story: 6/10
Acting: 8/10
Visuals: 7/10

Lots of comic book action and characters

Too many plotlines, the Juggernaut

 
Movie Info

Movie Name: X-Men:  The Last Stand

Studio: 20th Century Fox

Genre(s): Comic Book/Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Action/Adventure

Release Date(s): May 26, 2006

MPAA Rating: PG-13

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Wow…you’re pretty lame.

Jean Grey is dead…or is she? The return of Jean Grey starts with a major death for the X-Men and the problem is compounded when a new cure is announced that could end mutant existence forever.  Now, the X-Men find themselves facing their old companion and fighting extinction!

Directed by Brett Ratner (who took over for Bryan Singer), X-Men:  The Last Stand (or X-Men 3:  The Last Stand) combined elements of X-Men:  The Dark Phoenix Saga and the quest for a mutant cure in the Joss Whedon Astonishing X-Men story called “The Gift”.  It was met by largely negative reviews from both critics and fans.

So many mutants, so many plots, so little time. It was going to be hard to top X2…and it didn’t. The movie has a lot going for it, a great cast, a great set-up (from the previous movie), and continued development of characters, but it tried to do too much. It should have either been about the cure or been about the Dark Phoenix. I think if they had stuck with one of those two plots and saved the other plot for a sequel it would have worked better.

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I totally stole this look from Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters!

The contradicting plots caused little time for any character development, and the actors involved deserved more face-time. That isn’t to say they didn’t get some stuff right. The Dark Phoenix look for Famke Janssen was great. It was every effective and kind of frightening. Ellen Page was a good Kitty Pryde (not to say the two previous Kittys wouldn’t have worked, but if they were going to recast again, Page is the right choice). I even thought Eric Dane managed to capture Madrox the Multiple Man in his few short scenes, with his carefree attitude and would have watched a whole series based around him. The movie also gave us more Colossus, the “Fast-Ball Special”, the Danger Room, and the Sentinels (kind of).

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Hey Pyro…Madrox here…do you think Callisto, Arclight, and I could get some more screentime?

Unfortunately, really good actors like Ben Foster (Angel) and Shohreh Aghdashloo (Dr. Rao) were criminally underused. The great Rogue (Anna Paquin), Pyro (Aaron Stanford), Iceman (Shawn Ashmore) triangle of the first movies never caught up in this convoluted script and the few run-ins between Iceman and Pyro deserved more expansion. Then there is the Juggernaut…ugh. Apparently the filmmakers didn’t learn anything from the fake looking juiced up Bane from Batman and Robin. His costume is ridiculous. He should have been either CGI or had at least a more intimidating costume. Seeing him run through the walls was kind of fun, but that was about it.

It is too bad that this pretty much ended the “current” X-Men. They had talked about stand alone movies with maybe partial casts but all we’ve gotten is two prequels. After two movies they finally got Storm’s hair right (though I would have loved to see the mohawk ’80s Storm…maybe in the new X-Men film series it can happen.

Related Links:

X-Men (2000)

X2:  X-Men United (2003)

X-Men:  First Class (2011)

X-Men:  Days of Future Past (2014)

X-Men:  Apocalypse (2016)

Deadpool (2016)

X-Men Origins:  Wolverine (2009)

The Wolverine (2013)

Logan (2017)

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